Cocaine Shower

Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.

I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?

by anonymous December 17, 2021

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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.

*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.

by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018

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Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".

Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!

by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021

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College Shower

A shower done in a sink, preferably with hand soap. Usually the solution to greasy morning hair.

"Damn I'm going to be late for school!"
"It's cool dude just put on some deodorant and take a college shower"

by Hivterfall January 16, 2016

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Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 24, 2022

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To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

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