Cold Haribo

When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.

Hey guys check it out, my dick just totally went cold haribo!

by Vauulty July 17, 2017

Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

by Beckster Flitt February 22, 2020

LAN-cold

The feeling you get after loads of hours on LAN parties. You feel cold even though you are sweating and hot. This is most likely caused by either all the bad food you've eaten, all the energy drinks or just staying up for a while.

After 24 hours of LAN'ing:

John: Damn, maybe I've caught the flu! I'm feeling so cold even though I'm hot and sweating.
Peter: Mate, you've got the LAN-cold.

by Lethan December 15, 2009

Ho cold

The throat/sinus/ears sickness one gets when after a long time of being alone and abstinent for some time then kissing and or sleeping with someone who claims not to be a ho.

I was with Mary last week.

bitch gave me the ho cold.

by Mady klain null April 30, 2022

cold sec

as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite

an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute

person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich”

other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”

by Chongla May 18, 2019

Cold Tourette’s

When it’s so cold you can’t stop repeating, “it’s f**king cold” or similar noises uncontrollably.

“I think I’ve let the house get too cold and am feeling it now. I’ve got cold Tourette’s”
“I’m glad you’ve decided to put the heating on”

by ROxford February 13, 2023

cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri

Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?

by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019