Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022

cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.

This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.

by StarryGordon October 7, 2021

McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Cold

lacking a warmup, temporarily rusty due to inactivity.

Person1: "Bro you missing your shots."

Person2: "I just got on im cold, need to warmup."

by FonutYt October 11, 2021

Cold

Being Cooler Than Everyone Else

Somebody broke into my ride and COLD macked it"

by Designed By Someone Oct 8 2007 October 12, 2021

cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick

Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen

by : ? l October 14, 2021

Cold butter

A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.

Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”

by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021