Friday Night Car 

A car that is manufactured at the end of a week i.e "friday night". that will have lots of things go wrong with it as the workers want to get home and dont bother with proper final checks.

Person1- OMG this stupid car doesnt work properly even though its new

Person2-lolz u got a friday night car

Friday Night Car by Woodmark September 7, 2009

Hippie night 

the most amazing awesome crazy fun any group of friends can have when consumed with utter boredom. The signs of a succcessful Hippie Night are: excessive snuggling, good homecooked food, mild nudity, plethora of laughter, abundance of randomsess, effervescence, great - if obscure - music, learning random facts about your friends, fitting a million people in one bed, total lack of personal space, and just having a great time.

Sam: " do you guys remember last Hippie Night when Jarod was on my lap?"

Shy: "Yeah, i vibrated his crotch a few times!"

Cody: "Yeah, i repeated that crap"

Jarod: "thanks guys, now my innocence is lost forever!!!!"

Robbie: " that was fucking retarded!"

Sarah: "shut up Hippie, dont say that word!"

Robbie: " what word?"

Sarah: "retarded."

Shy: " i still want that bottle of Jarod's innocence!!"

Hippie night by RobertoShyJaroldCodeSame December 12, 2009

KFC Night 

Night of fingering a girl
Finger lickin good pussy

"Ay yo, guess what, Juliya slept over and damn what a KFC night! Shit was Finger Lickin good"

KFC Night by Eddie S. November 1, 2006

arabian night shade 

When in the 69 position, and the male is on top, and both testicles end up covering the eyes.

It was so bad last night! Bob was 69ing with me and i ended up with an arabian night shade.

arabian night shade by NightShader November 13, 2007

Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

Mistress Night by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

quiet night 

Basically when you ask someone if they're coming out or online with you and they say they're having one of these. There's no other way to put it; they're masturbating.

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some games later on?

Person 2: Nah, I'm having a quiet night tonight.

Person 1: Have fun... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

quiet night by Who's this retard? May 15, 2016

monkeyphone's retard night 

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com

I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

monkeyphone's retard night by Matthew Harper April 30, 2006