michael jordan

get slam dunked on your head by michael jordan

michael JORDAN BOZO HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by BUBBLES#100000000000000 March 10, 2023

national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s”

by glock0gan5 March 16, 2023

Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g

He is funny like jordan pele

by black pele March 27, 2023

Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.

Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn

by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023

Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities

Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!

by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Jordan

a person with a overly massive GYATT, so big they cant fit it in a chair

when joey sits down he gets taller

he is a jordan

by anonymous June 18, 2024