Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

Sweet Home Alabama

A known indicator for incest.
Derived from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song of the same name.

Steve Harvey: "When you were a kid, name something you used as a partner to practice kissing."
Jeff presses the button first, causing the buzzers to go off
Steve Harvey: "Jeff?"
Jeff: "Sister."
The audience begins laughing and clapping. This seems like a perfect time to play Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd, right? Yes, I know they're not actually from Alabama and that they're from Jacksonville, Florida...
After some time, conversing with Jeff, Steve faces towards the board.
Steve Harvey: "His sister!"
Although Steve broke down into laughter saying "sister," the board knew what he meant and proceeded to pull number 5's top answer as "SIBLING." And the crowd goes wild!
...
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

by 7568ino February 10, 2024

Sweet home alabang

Filipino version of sweet home alabama.

A: "He kissed his sister!"
B: "Sweet home alabang!"

by ivanraptor730 February 23, 2024

Sweet home alabang

Filipino version of Sweet Home Alabama.

A: "He kissed his sister!"
B: "Sweet home alabang!"

by ivanraptor730 February 23, 2024

Go home Johnny

Johnny is a synonym for nobody or an unimportant person.

In this sentence, they tell nobody to go home.

LISA: The Painful OST - Go Home Johnny

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Damn nice hit! Certainly gave me a raging home boner!

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024