Gooner 

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers

"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"

Gooner by GrandAutismo131 March 28, 2024

goonvana 

The coma like state of mind you go into after gooning for long periods of time, once entered into this state you may never come back.

Brayden was gooning for so long he entered goonvana.

goonvana by GirthQuake23 March 29, 2024

goonvana 

The moment when one goons do much that they achieve a higher level of grooming and of life, thereby achieving Goonvana

Brayden: starts jelqing*
Mr Belding: I will spray you with clorox
Brayden: that wouldn’t be a good idea
Mr Belding: Stop this. I will have you put in handcuffs
Brayden: Bring it on Me B. I don’t even need hands to goon anymore. For me, gooning is a state of mind. Watch me achieve Goonvana

goonvana by D1_Jelqer March 30, 2024

goontosis 

the state of intense goon, a person will enter goontosis. This person will not care about their surroundings,the only thing they can think about is masturbating

Tyler: “i dont know what happened he just collapsed!”

doctor: he’s in a full blown state of goontosis!”

goontosis by lordtuh3479 April 1, 2024

Gooning 

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.

"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"

Gooning by childishcorbino April 2, 2024

Goonbumps

The goosebumps you get after drinking straight goon.

I forgot to buy juice, and drinking just goon gives me goonbumps.

Goonbumps by BeerWarden April 6, 2024

goontopia 

To be in a state of gooning, similar to being in a state of nirvana

I gooned so much I went into a state of goontopia

goontopia by XIGHSG April 6, 2024