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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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YOU WANNA FIGHT

Be petty and have a sassy mouth with your friend and tell them you wanna fight

January,14
You wanna fight?
That’s why you ugly
by unknownpersonnnn41141 January 14, 2022
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Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.
Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night
by anonymous December 22, 2021
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Political bar fight

An expression used to describe all of the pointless fighting and bickering that tends to happen in the government over various policy issues, the effectiveness and credibility of political leaders, how important and or valid certain beliefs and values are, etc. While it does occur in all levels of the government, it happens most frequently on the state and federal levels. These conflicts often times cause significant delays in passing important pieces of legislation They are often to forward and or their party’s agenda and or as way to get acquire more power and influence when discussing a particular issue.
There are always political bar fights happening in the U.S. government these days; often over relatively pointless things.
by Vanguard 1998 January 1, 2022
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Hop on Stick Fight

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex ending with cum inflation
Jane: I’m gonna go and Hop on Stick Fight.
John: oh, have fun, don’t get hurt too bad.
by Poseidonofthenorth March 19, 2022
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e.r fightmaster

"have you seen e.r fightmaster in the hot show grey's anatomy?" -person a
"E.r fightmaster?" -stupid person b
"The sexiest mf in the fucking world mate" -person b
by Dased n Confuzed March 22, 2022
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pvp sword fighting

i game on roblox.... THAT I RULED -luckyjack
by wowluckyjack April 22, 2022
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