nothing burger 

when something has absolutely no substance or content whatsoever or means nothing

Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger

nothing burger by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 15, 2023

Curd Burger Blow Job 

You jack someone off with some bread till they get hard, then you do a dental dam of fondue, a cheese dental dam, that then forms and dries around the cock as the blow job goes on. You then take the cheese that formed with the jizz around the mans cock and feed it back to him. He eats the cheese jizzumed cum mold once it's over.

"Bro, last night I have my boyfriend a curd burger blow job... and I'm still having cheese cum burps, so is he."

Curd Burger Blow Job by WisconsinStrong November 19, 2023

grouch-burger 

A person or living thing that is rude mean and nasty to everyone for no reason other than that they are just extremely grouchy.

My dad was being such a grouch-burger to me for not mowing the lawn and taking the trash out. He yelled at me for ten minutes straight!

grouch-burger by KoolKritter December 24, 2023

Chicken Burger 

It's when you fuck Amanda till she can't take any more and then you continue.

I'm gonna chicken burger Saturday and not tell Luke

Chicken Burger by BurgerCock December 28, 2023

Frozen Burger 

A mangled and cold food stuff that can fit In someone’s coat pocket. Usually a granola bar or some snack like it.

Person 1: I didn’t want to pay 56$ for a grilled cheese at the ski resort. So I packed us two frozen burgers!

Person 2: wow I can’t wait to eat this frozen chewy peanut butter and chocolate bar I’m so hungry.

Frozen Burger by Champ Greenwood January 1, 2024

Bean Burger 

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

Bean Burger by Portajew January 28, 2024

Cock burger 

A "burger" that consists of a rock hard Cock covered in semen, piss, and if your fucked up blood. It's a popular snack for Postotudes and sluts.

Dexon: Hey My booty bitch Kayla just ate my cock burger!

Nicholas: Nice can I give it a try?

Dexon: I guess I'm bisexual so COME HERE TO DADDY AND GET READY TO CHOKE AND SCREEM SLUT!!!

Cock burger by JBJB69420 January 28, 2024