zoinks

when your weiner farts. kind of like a queef, except for boys...

ew man it stinks, did you zoink?

by Nate M January 12, 2004

Zoinga

A homosexual "move".

I can't believe that dude was going zoinga on me.

by Compalo December 14, 2008

Zoning

Term used by chronic masturbators, especially males, to describe drifting into a trance while masturbating, usually while gooning. The focus is generally the masturbator's own penis and the intense pleasure it is giving, to the exclusion of all other stimuli such as pornography, cyber chat etc. Usually occurs during a session of edging.

I was gooning with my wankbud and suddenly I realised I had been zoning for about ten minutes.

by Southcoast July 8, 2010

Zoink

The action of fucking another mans woman

"Yo nigga i just zoinked yo bitch"

by Realniggablunts June 28, 2017

throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.

"Oh man, im gonna throw zoinks all over her face."

by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009

O Zoning

when two men suck each others dick, without giving a hand job

"I heard those two were o zoning last night"

by go fuck yourself 69 September 6, 2018

zoinks

crap for crap

by pip June 17, 2003