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Woody Allen

Definition: a creep mentioned a lot in the Epstein Files that married his adopted daughter who he raised from the age of seven and adopted two more daughters with her. Who has been accused of assaulting another adopted daughter from his first marriage.
Example One: Who are you Woody Allen!?

Example Two: Thats some Woody Allen type shit!
Woody Allen by InfoBringer February 21, 2026
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Pulling a Woody 

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.
Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.
Pulling a Woody by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

Class Woody 

A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.
"Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? ". "Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody."
Class Woody by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
Word of the Day on June 7, 2017

The Woody Effect 

The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.
Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect
The Woody Effect by iLurk October 25, 2012

The Woody Woodpecker 

Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"

Tee Woody 

Noun. Used to label a person, place, thing, or action/abstract idea that is negative in connotation. Can also be used as a deterrent from committing negative actions. Sometimes shortened to just "Tee"

A person can be labeled as a "Tee Woody" through his/her actions which are undesirable towards the labeler, or by continuously showing bad judgment.

An action can be Tee Woody by being generally stupid in nature and implementation, or undesirable to the speaker of the term "Tee Woody".

Frequently used to describe a very intoxicated state of mind.

The phrase "Tee Woody" can be used in almost any situation to describe anything from the insignificant and mundane, to the most significant events of history.

Due to overuse in the area of Dunwoody, a suburb to the north of Atlanta, the user of the phrase "Tee Woody" might be considered by some to be a douche bag if they are not familiar with the user of the phrase, and the vernacular of Dunwoody.
Example 1:

Christopher: "Yo let me hit that"
Stephen: "I don't have much left"
Christopher: "Don't be Tee Woody"
Stephen: "Alright alright here you go"
Christopher: "'Preciate it homie"

Example 2:

Christopher: "Yo let me hit that"
Stephen: "No"
Christopher: "Please"
Stephen: "I said No"
Christopher: "You're so Tee Woody"
Stephen: "Peace"

Example 3:

Stephen: "I told Christopher not to do take those pills, but he did anyways"
Greg: "What a Tee Woody"
Stephen: "I know, he was so Tee Woody Dunn Dunn"
Tee Woody by BernieP January 16, 2008

get a woody 

to get a boner to-have a erection
Why I see her ass.....I get a woody bruhhh
get a woody by Thatgurlsisie January 10, 2019