wifey

1. It means someone who is your girlfriend but then cause you know them so well shes close to you like a wife but your not married or engaged yet.

2. A girl can also call another girl her wifey, this means they are really tight friends.

1. Nathan asked Tisha to be his wifey because they have been close for bare long.

2. Clara backed Natasha in her beef because that was her wifey.

by Kishana December 1, 2007

cricket wireless

its a cellphone company that has good ups and downs, mostly for the young, lowbudget, care free crowd.

pro's
1.no contract needed
2.nearly anyone including illegal immigrants can get service through them
3.flat fee of 44.99 + taxes: covers unlimited minutes even long distance within youre local region, voicemail, unlimited text messaging, call waiting and 3 way calling

cons
1.has crappy signal within the satelites
2.cant be used out of youre city limits
3.having to pay full price for youre phone

lower class dude: hey whats going on man i got me cricket wireless, so no need for my homephone now, with the unlimited minutes and textmessaging
middle class dude:but you live out in the boonedocks, so how you gonna get a hold of me?
poor dude:fuck off, go to hell t-mobile user

by joshua001 March 7, 2007

shoes on a wire

Places where you see shoes that are thrown on a telephone wire indicate drug houses or places where you can purchase drugs.

Hey, look, shoes on a wire! Finally we have found a place to buy drugs.

by Ricky Reynolds April 20, 2008

wire

A jail code for passing on a drug.

(I.e-Pass the wire)

by Yo Mama February 11, 2004

cucumber wire boat

General referential slang for cannabis, harvesting and transporting cannabis, the act of purchasing cannabis, the act of smoking cannabis, or even attempts to remember events after being intoxicated by cannabis.

Also, a test of memory.

Origin: The movie "Super High Me" contains a scene in which Doug Benson is given a small memory test- asked to remember and repeat the words "boat" "cucumber" and "wire". Later in the movie Benson comically says "Cucumber wire boat" after purchasing cannabis.

"Can i get a gram of... cucumber wire boat."

"What did you do last weekend?" "Well, cucumber wire boat."

"Woah, wait, what's going on?" "Cucumber wire boat."

by ?0~ October 17, 2008

wifey

A girl who you've been dating for at least 3 years and with whom you currently live. She's someone you intend to marry, and someone you view as more than just a girlfriend, but who is still not legally bound to you. The wifey is becoming more common as people are more deliberative about entering into marriage. A lot of people in the current generation are either waiting until they are financially in better shape to get married or are putting it off to work out problems before they walk down the aisle.

"You've been dating Kerri for 5 years. When is she going to become your wife?"
"She's my wifey, and I love her so much, but she won't become my wife until I can figure out my cheating problem.

by Tucker_Twat July 5, 2014

verizon wireless

Whilst approaching orgasm, the male will pull out, then splooge in the ear orifice of the female, simultaneously chanting, "Can you here me now bitch? Can you hear me now?"

Chad Sexton: I gave my girlfriend the verizon wireless last night. Honestly, it was the only service she could afford from me after being such a bitch last thursday!

by 69AllTheTime January 4, 2009