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hetero ground wire 

a woman in a menage a trois involving homophobic men
Jill offered to be Bill's hetero ground wire in a menage a trois involving Bill's coworker Stan.
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The Wire 

Adj. To describe a state of unease that you would feel if your life was like the hit TV show The Wire

Noun. An unpleasant situation that could possibly derive from The Wire.
JD: This place scares me, its like The Wire over here.

Bob: You better shut up or your life is gonna be The Wire.
The Wire by Ampere Jets April 14, 2010

Barbed wire kangaroo 

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.
She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

pulling his wire 

pulling his wire , dreaming about the opposite sex but being forever alone
Fletch spent most of his teenage years dreaming about girls but in reality his main hobby was pulling his wire.

Butty claimed to be polishing his trumpet but Fletch knew deep down he was pulling his wire.
pulling his wire by Funkleburger November 21, 2013

barb wire 

Climbin' over barb wire clothes got torn
barb wire by blitz jean January 2, 2004

barbed wire 

The defence that a girl puts in place to protect herself from being touched intimately.
Katzy wants to get it on with Sophie but he's scared of the barbed wire....
barbed wire by KDR September 3, 2008