wenie man

well, a wenie man is a fully grown man with a wenie instead of a wenis!

man : darling, i think theres something you should know!
wife : ohmigod you dont have a wenie do you?!
man : yes, its true i have a wenie
wife : my god, im married to a wenie man! where did you say you put the divorce papers?

by wenie genie April 18, 2008

Wenis Prude

someone who will not engage in any wenial activities.

Friend 1: Nora will not let anybody get anywhere near her wenis!

Friend 2: Gosh, she is such a wenis prude!

by UliDarling November 29, 2010

reverse wenis

The complementary side of the the wenis, the rough patch of skin on your elbow, which is exposed when you extend your arm.

Stop tickling my reverse wenis!

by AbernathyMullighan December 31, 2009

wenis rape

The act of pulling the wenis skin high from the elbow, and then tightly squeezing one's penis in-between it for sexual pleasure. For this act to work properly, the victim must have a sufficient amount of wenis skin.

As of now, wenis rape is only legal in Djibouti.

On my trip to Djibouti, I was ambushed and mercilessly wenis raped! I shan't forget that dreadful holiday.

by ErikB_91 June 15, 2007

wenis clamp

A wenis clamp is when someone comes up behind you and doesn't let go. Sometimes they break their teeth trying to keep ahold of it.

Refer to: mouth.

Hey Erin, do you know your wenis clamp is still on?

by Seymoor Butts September 19, 2006

penis-wenie

A substitute pejorative for dick, it's also a funny word to say.

"He kicked me in the testes. What a penis-wenie!"

by Dale Allen October 12, 2008

wenis torture

The act of tugging on a wenis until it turns blue.

Jack Bauer: "You can wenis torture me as much as you like, i wont give you that information".
Terrorist: "Then i will have to clamp your penis instead".

by Murph and Sascha November 11, 2007