marble wench 

A girl with a nice ass. The term comes from when you drop some marbles on the floor just to watch her pick them up. This girl is generally not the most intelligent and is only eye candy. She is paid to pick stuff up and be a stress reliever.

Dude, the new secretary, Stacy, is totally a marble wench.

marble wench by xCOLTONx August 24, 2007

DEATH WENCH 

The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE.

Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning.
Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone'
Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?'

DEATH WENCH by Lt.biscuits November 25, 2007

Fuck Wench 

An insatiable sex servant that bellows and swoons like a ship in rough seas.

"I BANGED Ariel last night."
"That Fuck Wench?"
"YEAH! She smells like seaweed and gushes like a submarine volcano."

Fuck Wench by BeaversKleaver June 15, 2016

Wood plank wench 

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

Wood plank wench by Captain josh December 15, 2007

busty tavern wench 

a constant attention whore

or bitchy girl who dates every online guy she sees

kitty_843 the worst of all

busty tavern wench by dothacker5 April 8, 2005

wood plank wench 

the definition in which the one being called a wood plank wench represents all that is good holy and incredibly sexy. The epitome of a wood plank wench in its finest (and hottest form) would be a girl named Emily. One look in her eyes and one glance at her amazing posterior will reduce even the most prude men into nothing more than steaming puddles of pure hornyness.

Josh: Kevin, man that girl Emily is such a wood plank wench.

Kevin: True that. Too bad im bald and ugly and fat and all i want is pussy and can never even dream of having a chance with her.

Josh: Don't feel bad. You have Rhonda!

Kevin: That fat bitch?

Josh: Yeah. She is gimpalicious

wood plank wench by Josh Robalin November 27, 2007

waffle wench 

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult

That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench

waffle wench by flamoog April 25, 2005