weenis

A portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'penis'. an alternative to 'wuss' (a portmanteau of 'wimp' and 'pussy') because there is nothing wimpy about an orifice you can push a baby out of.

"I can't come in to work today. My new tattoo hurts too much!"
"Steve! Don't be such a weenis!"

by Elektrifikatzia May 18, 2010

weenuts

A reference to the male genital region that includes both the penis and genitals.

hit him in the weenuts!!!

by justoria kenpriest January 5, 2008

Weener Cousin

Two men who have had sex with the same woman. A pact usually sealed by the locking of the the two men's pinky fingers.

Dude, you're dating my ex-girlfriend? We're totally weener cousins!

by JohnDorian9 February 4, 2010

Screamin' Weenie Slam

An advanced technique employed during sexual intercourse in which the male participant jumps up and runs screaming around the room before diving back on top of the female and forcefully thrusting his penis into the orifice of his choosing.

"I tried to pull off a screamin' weenie slam once but I got disoriented and missed. Now whenever we start to get frisky the dog runs out of the room."

by Cover of Whiteness October 17, 2012

sketchy-weenus

1. a sketchy body part, that attracts sketchy people, and extremely stupid people. sometimes it doesn't because it decids not to.
2. Someone can have lots of sketchya-weenusness, if they are stupid and funny and sketchy. Usually very hot.

1. Dang that guy has a sketchy-weenus. it is the most skechy i've seen yet!
2. that guy is chock full of sketchy-weenusness. HE is hot!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 19, 2017

weenuk

The word used by us neechies
means small penis

native 1: eh there boy i fucked your mom
native 2: with that weenuk of yours

by rezboyjames January 14, 2009

weenie hut general

when pussies get hurt they go here to get their booboos fixed.

Child, "mommy i got a booboo! come kiss it!"
Mom, "looks like youre going to visit the weenie hut general

by french kiss this November 28, 2010