D.I.Y Power Washer

When there's poop stains on the sides of the toilet bowl so you piss on them to clean it.

"Bro, there's shit stains all over the toilet seat. Where's the brush?"

"Don't worry, I'll just use my D.I.Y Power Washer to clean it."

by Jack King-Hoffman March 18, 2023

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025

Social Media White Washer

Person in a company responsible for neutralizing complaints about the company on the internet and social media.

Companies who treat their employees and customers like shit need a Social Media White Washer to respond to all of the complaints online.

Unhappy employees will bitch about the company on Glassdoor, Indeed, etc. Unhappy customers will bitch about the company on Facebook, Yelp, Google Maps, etc.

A good Social Media White Washer can effectively erase these complaints with clever prose that confuses the reader and deflects attention elsewhere.

Whenever you see a company making heavy use of a Social Media White Washer in online reviews, you can rest assured that the company is shit.

by Spackly Jones March 31, 2026

Somalian Pressure Washer

When you stick your penis inside her butt and piss in her like you’re using your penis as a pressure washer. Natural Laxatives. Clean her system right on out.

Bro, my girl said she’s constipated, she agreed to lemme pull out the Somalian Pressure washer.

by biggerhater69 January 22, 2026

get the fuck out of my washer

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters

get the fuck out of my washer, step-sis

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025