squash waffle

When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.

Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.

by Dingo ate my child December 26, 2018

twat waffle

a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.

Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.

by Lamifer September 13, 2004

wafflecakes

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

Waffle the Cone

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.

Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!

by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011

wafflelessness

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.

Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.

by Quazmoz May 23, 2011