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VirtualR

Some annoying guy on the internet
If you see him run because he is a major threat to society.
OH MY GOD BECKY ITS VIRTUALR
OMG HE IS SO HOT
by VirtualR April 16, 2022
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Virtual Tea Bag

To take a picture of one's testicles using a cellular phone, then sending that picture to a friend or enemy (picture message).
Often part of a Virtual Tea Bag Campaign where several people perform the Virtual Tea Bag on one unsuspecting friend.
by Shorty Short Shorts March 21, 2008
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Virtual Democracy

A system of government where the electorate (i.e. the people) vote directly on legislation rather than merely for a representative who then votes on their behalf. To scale beyond a few dozen people, such a system requires a high level of technical support infrastructure.
Virtual democracy is only possible using self aware computers.
by WarwickA February 26, 2011
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Virtual Girlfriend

A girl for hire who for pay will pretend to "date you" often exchanging online sexual favors such as sexy emails, Skype chat, phone sex, text messages, video clips, sexy pics, and/ or webcam chat in exchange for financial reward or wishlist items.

Slightly different from a plain ole cam girl, or phone sex operator because you hire her for an extended period of time ie: 1 week.

Typical customers are usually males, and "purchases" are made for a variety of reasons, such as wanting someone to cheer them up if they are feeling lonely, wanting to make an ex jealous, make them look popular, or even because they want to hide their true sexuality, or make it look like they are attached to friends or family.
Example : "I just paid this hot chick to pretend to be my virtual girlfriend for a week on Facebook to make my ex jealous."

See http;//yourvirtualgirlfriend.tk or www.mygirlfund.com for more precise examples.
by bumme unplugged April 23, 2014
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Virtual Reality

It’s a thing you want but can’t afford.
“It’s cool and you watch a lot of porn on it, you should get Virtual Reality.”
by cutout June 30, 2021
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Virtua Fighter

If America knows the difference between treasure and trash, we wouldn't have talentless media whores like Britney Spears, Nelly, Eminem, Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez turning the concept of music into a joke. We wouldn't be bored to death with MTV, talk shows, reality TV and soap operas. We would have honest people running our government. And we definitely wouldn't have so many shitty videogames clogging up the Playstation line of consoles.
Americans just hate Virtua Fighter because it doesn't allow for you to randomly button-mash your way to victory, and it doesn't have pretty flashes of light.
by true gamer June 18, 2004
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virtual crack

1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.
WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"

Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."

WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"

It's virtual crack
by Anonyms. February 6, 2007
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