vertical speed indicator

A gauge located near the altimeter in most aircraft that indicates how fast the aircraft is climbing or decending.

"The vertical speed indicator indicated that the aircraft was decending at a rate of 500ft per minute"

by grizzlychicken November 15, 2004

Verticle Stick

Penis. To coincide with verticle smile (vagina)

"I want your psycho/ Your verticle stick"-Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"

by newsman2kx January 1, 2010

vertical newton

the pitcher lower his cock into the catchers ear and rotates. Generally clockwise. For the more experienced sexual individuals.

"Man that vertical newton was passionate, i just hope your not deaf."

by mr. positons August 4, 2009

vertical tuna sub

vagina

Man, I had a vertical tuna sub last night. Delicious!

by BeefleIron June 23, 2011

Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

vertical sandwich

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

by Alex R. February 11, 2004

Vertical Fur Taco

A big fat hairy pussy.

Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005