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Vegan

n. Two potatoes next to a carrot (one on either side).
Woman sucking a vegan

Husband: Honey... what are you doing?

Woman: Well would you rather have me sucking a person! Let me cook in peace!
by Carnivorous Ed February 15, 2010
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veganism

A violation of nature. Humans, like other species, have evolved with the fortune of the ability to digest meat and vegetables, and this should be used. All the vegans seem to obsess over the lives of the fish that are caught and dried and sent as food to famine-stricken regions, and seem to not care that if they offered a carrot to a polar bear, it would devour them. But then again, maybe the bears are smarter.
Save a cow, eat a vegan.
End veganism!
by johnnywinters July 23, 2006
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Vegan

A person who is obsessed with talking at length about their diet or other lifestyle choice, especially to people who don't care. May include people who are not actually vegan, but act like it. Often associated with special diets like gluten free, Paleo, bacon, and/or crossfit.
I'm tired of Matty pushing his Paleo diet. He's such a vegan about it.
by Ski house ticketmaster March 30, 2016
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Vegan

Difficult, uncool about things, complicated, picky, unduly demanding or deliberately inconvenient. Can be used for describing both situations and people.
Oh don't be so vegan about it!

She's gone all vegan on me since we had that argument.

I'm tempted to sign up for this but it all sounds a bit vegan - does anyone actually knows how it works?
by Tupla September 8, 2016
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Vegan

person or persons who refrain from eating any animal product and go out or the way to post several definitions on urban dictionary for the purpose of self justification for being such self righteous d-bags.

A human that has no interest in science and enjoys taking all the joy out of the life's of their children. in extreme cases these folks will impose their silly ideals on their pets I.E. feeding the house cat tofu. A truly world class ass-hole that will look for reasons to tell you they are vegan over and over again especially if you dont ask.
my vegan neighbors are really amazing, they called the police on our family BBQ those bacon hating d-bags!
by AAAAMERICAA!!! June 4, 2016
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Vegan

Nicer word for can’t hunt can’t fish can’t mind own business
Vegan : I’ll order a salad

You : I’ll have the steak

Vegan : HOW CAN YOU DO THAT .IM CALLING PETA
you : sorry I’m not a vegan
by Missmoomoomoo July 6, 2019
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Vegan

A minority group of malnourished hippies that will always force their opinion on you. They have no debating skills and are delusional to the point of being on the verge of mentally insane.
I got into an argument with a vegan once, couldn't get a word in.
by Mêñtål April 9, 2020
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