unconditional love

You may have my unconditional love, on one condition.

Shut up.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 12, 2003

Unconscious Coupling

Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.

The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.

by I to the P May 8, 2014

unconess

to fall over, stumble, trip constantly

Dani is filled with so much unconess

by Dani September 28, 2003

unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

unconscious coupling

To go out, drink yourself into oblivion, then end up getting it on with someone without any recollection of how it all happened.

After the divorce, Chris went out, drank a litre of vodka and woke up, hungover, in a strange house with a naked woman. He'd clearly been unconscious coupling again.

by TheLittleBear May 14, 2014

unconscious revenge

Revenge that is acted out without the conscious realization the actions derived from a former physical or mental encounter of pain. An anger long forgotten in the mind that caused the individual to build their own form of reality, making life long decisions with good intentions but selfish results.

In 1960 his business was socially unaccepted by Christian business people. He later became a self proclaimed preacher to atone his misfortune. However through unconscious revenge he led his congregation into cultism.

by Sonofanonprofit September 7, 2016

Uncontrollable laughter

Where you wheeze while laughing for consecutive minutes (or hours) over something so hysterical that you can’t stop laughing for a bit, it’s also hard to talk without a laugh interrupting…

Brian: Rob, I’m watching this hysterical cinnamon challenge! Now I can’t stop laughing!
Rob: Dude, be careful with that uncontrollable laughter… you’re gonna hurt yourself, Brian…
Brian: I’m sorry, I can’t help it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

by FellowGonzalez September 8, 2022