Turn Around!

The mating call of the wild gargoyle. Society as a whole is generally confused as to what this mating call is in reference to, but public figures (Oprah, Charlie Sheen, and Tom Hanks) are on record stating that the act involves a strap-on.

*Heard from behind a closed door*
Gargoyle: Turn Around!
Man-Beast: Sometimes I feel like mating with you isn't quite natural....
Gargoyle: THINK I CARE?!?!???
*Sounds of moaning and crying follow*

Turn Around! by ConcernedUCStudent December 2, 2011

Turn Up 

When one "turns up", they will dance to good music, have a disco ball, and have a killer glass of Arnold palmer.

Guy 1: Yo man, I really need to let of some steam and turn up tomorrow night.

Guy 2: definitely.

Turn Up by Zantura November 27, 2014

Turn the place out 

For a large amount of people to pack out an event, or show beyond its seating capacity; typically refered to by performers or musical artist.

"Wherever our crew go, you should expect that we gonna turn the place out.

Turn the place out by Jason Nettles (Bboy JFresh) January 18, 2009

Turn Around Rusty Spoon 

Where a women inserts her hand in a man's rectum, and pulls it out covered in poop, the man then proceeds to quickly spin around and ejaculate on the women's cupped hand, the two then decide what to do with the "rusty spoon".

"We did some nasty stuff, we tried something called the turn around rusty spoon, it was so dirty!"

Turn Around Rusty Spoon by Mr Elder October 9, 2019

turn that poop into wine 

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

turn that poop into wine by themodernlinguist January 26, 2020

turn down for lunch 

What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.

I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"

turn down for lunch by Dalegend February 15, 2015

turn into a pumpkin

To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.

Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.

-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.

turn into a pumpkin by hjfreyerdos October 19, 2010