Tellytubbies

The most fucked up tv show on earth. Four survivors of the khmer rouge genocide are sealed into giant outfits and then made to dance in front of an audience of children who are unaware of the horrors in front of them. Due to the amount of time they have been sealed into the suits they have gone completely insane and their screams now resemble only gibberish. Meanwhile a giant man child sits burning in a furnace and makes baby noises.

Oh shit lads the tellytubbies are fucked up

by suckmyweewee August 14, 2016

Teller-About

A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.

(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).

Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*

by sherloidbeckyg October 12, 2017

tell me a story 2

Part 2

The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.

tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"

by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021

Housewife Telly

Television shows usually watched by the stereotypical housewife. (note the word stereotypical, I'm not implying they all watch it). Some of these shows include:

The Jeremy Kyle Show
Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter
Katie and Peter: Stateside
What Katie Did Next
Kerry Katona: The Next Chapter
Big Brother
Gossip Girl
The Only Way is Essex

Basically any program that adheres to our modern culture of glamorised mediocrity. See also: Daytime Television

Woman: Oh look, Katy Price is moving on with her life, isn't that interesting dear?
Man: Hardly, now get that housewife telly off and put a decent program on...

by Firelovesugar April 27, 2011

You tell 'em

Something you say to a thing when they're barking

"Dog barks"

"You tell 'em!"

by 12343435 August 1, 2022

I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.

Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.

by xGUNy September 2, 2019

get a telly

Getting a hotel room

Yo dawg I’m about to go get a Telly

by Dawgslang June 17, 2020