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moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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Mind Tanking

To absorb an absurd amount of educational material for prolonged periods of time without writing it down.
Nikita: I'm learning so much here it's cray

Andrew: Are you writing any of this down or just mind tanking?
by Splunkit April 7, 2017
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Pressure tanking

Drinking a great amount of alcohol in a minimum amount of time.
Tonight's gonna be pressure tanking with the guys!

I do wanna get wasted, let's hit the all you can drink bar and do pressure tanking!

Let's pressure tank tonight!

Dear lord, I have a bloody hungover! Must be because of the pressure tanking in the 2£ bar last night!
by CommanderCody May 27, 2017
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three-tracking

Men walking through deep snow.
The snow was so deep we were three-tracking
by chrissteman December 5, 2017
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ass-tanking

ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
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Pussy tracking pussy canon

When a female's tampon flies from the pussy and cuts off the head of a cheetah.
"Forgot your cheetah pepper spray? No problem! Just use your pussy tracking pussy canon!"
by notthatfunny November 7, 2019
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Not-Tracking

military lingo for not paying attention or always doing the wrong thing
AKA Lost in the Sauce
PVT Porter is doing his own thing again and done pissed off Senior, he was not-tracking.
by M25S July 1, 2020
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