Someone who has bad luck with whatever they do. The opposite of the normal "Midas Touch " where everything turns to gold.
"Joe has the Midas Touch of Shit. He joined a really hot startup and it closed its doors in 6 months."
by VioletSays December 22, 2016
Get the midas touch of shit mug.A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.
by DS.Roach September 9, 2020
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A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.
Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023
Get the iPod Touch mug.You should name your headboard Chris brown because your wall had the shit beat out of it last night, how's your mustn't touchit this morning?
by nocockblockers July 20, 2009
Get the mustn't touchit mug.Completely badass phone that does every damn thing that you can think of, including a barcode scanner, sky maps and the ability to make Mario jumping sounds when you jump.
by Bessuevahad September 12, 2009
Get the 3G My Touch mug.by its_lemon March 14, 2015
Get the Everytime we touch mug.I got the uncle’s touch last night under the dinner table.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
Thanksgiving is always accompanied by pumpkin pie and an uncle’s touch.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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