Toking up

Smoking weed, usually a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar indicated by the use of "toking"

Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: Toking up, man.

by Mortt September 30, 2016

toxting

Talking via textual communication. (A combination of talking and texting.)

Dude 1: Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was toxting my grandma on Skype.

n00b: What's Skype?

by greenmoss13 April 29, 2010

Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

toking up

(v) The act of smoking marijuana

Best enjoyed with a friend.

Larry:) "Hey man, we toking up later?"
Frank:) "For sure, make sure to bring the herb.

by Arlas October 2, 2016

tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

Tosting

Toilet-Posting. Posting on blog or some social networking applications while on the toilet. With the popularity of the internet and new Facebook and mySpace apps on Android, IPhone and Windows phone operating systems, more people are scanning the internet while sitting on the toilet. When they decide to post something from that seat, they are tosting.

I was reading your wall while pinching one off and could not resist tosting my two cents.

by 73kg May 4, 2010

Tating

When you are talking dating to someone. You aren't official yet but are about to date soon. Pronounced tate-ing.

Speaker One: Are you and Jerry dating?
Speaker Two: No. But we probably will soon. We are tating right now.

by fashionstricken August 17, 2010