Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.
Scott: Me?
Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.
by Fearful Symmetry March 26, 2009
Get the Toasty Torpedo mug.A Chinese Torpedo is when a woman inserts a chopstick(s) into her anus prior to any sexual activity. During sexual activity she then shoots the chopsticks out of her anus during orgasm much like torpedos being fired from a submarine. Performing Chinese Torpedos results in great pleasure and intense orgasms for women skilled in the art of Chinese Torpedoing.
by HeatherPleather February 27, 2008
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To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
by Charon May 27, 2006
Get the russian torpedo mug.Usually a young man from a privileged and sheltered background, who looks down his nose at the working class. Typically from a private school (see Eton) and attends either Oxbridge or some other top British universities. No common sense or real-world experience. Always supports the Conservative Party. Might be homophobic, despite the sexual idolisation of David Cameron.
Also a young working class male who is too irrational to see that the Conservative Party actually hates him and people like him. Used somewhat ironically, as true Tory boys laugh at commoners even if they do vote Tory.
Also a young working class male who is too irrational to see that the Conservative Party actually hates him and people like him. Used somewhat ironically, as true Tory boys laugh at commoners even if they do vote Tory.
"Gideon is such a Tory boy. He shops at Jack Wills and laughs at homeless people."
"Luke's a bit of a Tory boy. His family all vote Tory, even though they live on a council estate and Maggie Thatcher stole their jobs in the 1980s."
"Luke's a bit of a Tory boy. His family all vote Tory, even though they live on a council estate and Maggie Thatcher stole their jobs in the 1980s."
by otleybey April 28, 2010
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"A girl named Toryann, who is really awesome in every way"
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"That young lady Toryann is not just your average Jane. She has a personality like no other, so intelligent I bet she can read your mind, her looks so beautiful yet charming put together its almost like your dreaming"
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Get the Toryann mug.A very courages girl she is not afraid to stick up for loved ones and friends she is very passionate about what she believes in and is very loving, friendly, and kind she would be a very awesome sister if she has siblings she will always make you laugh and will stick up for herself she will make your day, even if it was good she will make it better
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