tinker

(v.) To pinch another persons nipple randomly.

"Oh my God, Dan just tinkered me, and now my nipple is bruised!"

by storeroomkid January 19, 2009

Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008

Tinkeritus

The feeling of having to "tinker" and modify everything you own, just because you can.

Tim "The Toolman" Taylor suffered from tinkeritus, resulting in things like a turbo-charged racing lawn mower and an 8000-horsepower washing machine/food processor.

by Ponyboy25 February 24, 2009

twinker

A guy who is an expert in buttfucking.

That gay ass twinker buttfucked my friend's friend!

by Joseph April 15, 2004

Tinker

A small limp dead penis that can't be used for nothing.

What's wrong with your penis?
Penis, it's a tinker
What's a tinker?

A small limp dead dick

by jack a bee September 17, 2016

Thinker Mark

The red mark on ones cheek left after taking a large and timely excrement of ones feces. This mark can be left on ones thigh aswell and is usually left on the face for anywhere between 10 seconds to a whole 5 minutes depending on length of the aforementioned excrement.

Word can often be shortened depending on situation i.e Thinker, The Mark of Shame,etc...

Austin: Dude there is a Thinker Mark on your face!

OR

Austin: He had a huge red Mark of Shame

by Beijing Monaghan April 6, 2010

Tinker Balls

noun; person, in most cases a male, who dances in tight pants and flat shoes, similar to the look of Tinker-Bell.

Tinker Balls is another synonym for Twinkle Dick

To be referred to as a "Tinker Balled Bitch" is the same to being called a closet-homo, w/hilla or a fag

"Dude, did you see TINKER BALLS last night, at first i thought he was one of the go go dancers."

"He's fine as hell, until he starts busting out this weird Irish jig meets jumpforce style of dancing, hes total TINKER BALLED bitch."

twinkle dick fucktard w/hilla mancer

by stillCANTpoop August 3, 2011