A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.
“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”
by anonymous May 30, 2025
Get the Scroll burnermug. by heykody November 3, 2024
Get the stroll scrollingmug. When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.
I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.
You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst
by Laranna:) September 12, 2013
Get the speed scrollingmug. The act of rolling a ten strip of blotter LSD into a cylindrical tube, inserting it into your urethra, and proceeding to have unprotected intercourse with your female partner; Resulting in the conception of the ultimate psychonaut offspring, in addition to a extremely intense psychedelic experience for both intimate partners.
by Prolapse Mafia September 23, 2025
Get the Scrollingmug. by Crashy873 August 21, 2019
Get the Bedtime Scrollingmug. When you are scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other short term video formats in a relaxed state of mind. You sometimes watch entire videos without knowing why and while being uninterested. You click on profiles and scroll through feeds without any clear reason. The most relaxed type of scrolling, and is the opposite of hard scrolling.
Bro I was in my bed brain rotting all day yesterday, I was soft scrolling reels for like 8 hours. I spent like 3 of those on kazakhstani horse training videos.
Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!
Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!
by Jor-Al September 8, 2025
Get the soft scrollingmug. by diminutives May 5, 2024
Get the Goon Scrollingmug.