half nose

Commonly said by someone who is insecure about their own nose as an act to put you down.

"She has a half nose" -a clown

by _eggy March 25, 2023

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nose mitten

The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.

It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!

by Blecchy February 17, 2011

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The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

by Merkhead August 24, 2013

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My Husband is such a nickel nose with our money.

by ldj93 February 21, 2018

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A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.

Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.

by keifermail September 12, 2009

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high upper class, looks down on common folk. someone who is rich and knows it,

You'd probably prefer some tip nosed fancy restaurant like McDonalds or something...

by Sidenote October 09, 2006

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A nose that was broken while falling in the shower. Origins: A Greek kid fell in the shower and we thought it was funny.

"I like your Greek Nose"
"Did you see that kid with that Greek Nose?"

by papashankfoot September 30, 2016

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