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molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.
I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>
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ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult
Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion
by yoink_ May 15, 2018
mugGet the ur ancestor a man molestermug.
This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.
Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip
by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018
mugGet the Your uncle Chester is a molestermug.
"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
mugGet the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molestermug.

molester

a molester is a person called dexter. molests 2 year ol children and old grannys.
u fuckin molester
by imgay6969696969696 June 20, 2022
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master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.
Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated
A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.
by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024
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