by Socialist Sandwich March 29, 2020
A person with a great personality, until you actually get to know him they end up being a pretty big shit head who laughs at really fucked jokes and doesn't have the ability to sympathize for others.
by TheManOfTruth March 08, 2019
A manipulative man who likes to control everyone he meets by being nice and funny. A Carlos thinks he is the smartest person and knows it all. He is envious if some have more things then him and he also is a Dick and an asshole with the people he cares. Carlos is a very evil person that does not have his own personality. Don’t ever trust a Carlos they are liars and players.
by Mindreader07 March 07, 2019
A Puerto Rican man with a wicked sense of humor who is very full of himself, charming, but a little dense. He enjoys working out, particularly at CrossFit pumping gasoline and giggling like a girl. He also enjoys tea. Many women fall over him and he is kind to all of them, like Sultan and his harem.
Wow, that guy is a total Carlos! Did you see the way the women stare at him while he's lifting weights and drinking tea!
by Aloramon May 12, 2011
A stupid black man with a fat ass babe and Carlo is a person who likes shoving dicks in his mouth and love sucking on women’s pussys and fucks himself to death and would be a great pornstar and lives raping young kids and also he’s a very fat Italian teenager
by Funman412 December 12, 2017
A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!
by AmO July 14, 2012