FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.

Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!

by DANfan February 20, 2005

air mail

flatulence

I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.

I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.

by susannah eanes December 19, 2007

Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

mail getter

someone who gets the mail

jordan: go get the mail.
miranda: what am i? a mail getter?
jordan: yeah.

by iceboxderek January 1, 2010

Instant-Mailing

When an email conversation becomes instant, with emails being sent back an fourth in a fashion similar to instant messaging.

Person 1 : Hey, have you spoken to that guy recently?
Person 2 : Yeah we've just been instant-mailing!

by Hecky May 28, 2009

bail-mail

An email or text message sent to excuse oneself from assisting in a project, thereby fucking over the person undertaking it. Film students are notorious for it.

Dude, I just got bail-mails from my entire camera and sound departments. How the fuck am I suppose to shoot my thesis film?

by Mr. Wuggs April 11, 2011