FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.

Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!

by DANfan February 20, 2005

air mail

flatulence

I had a cabbage and bean salad for lunch, which although very tasty and healthy, left me with a great deal of air mail.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

jizz mail

junk mail, can be either email or paper. can be spam or just from annoying people. nothing you'd want to read, usually goes straight to the trash can.

I checked my box this morning, but everything there was jizz mail so i dumped it. I have no time to waste opening jizz mail.

by susannah eanes December 19, 2007

mail suffrage

The act of voting by mail

I believe mail suffrage should be available to anyone who wants to vote.

by Sylkwurm May 24, 2020

Malay Mail

a newspaper that loves to instigate the prejudicial feeling among peaceful Malaysian.

Please do not be too Malay Mail? You've been stirring the peace by prejudicial headlines and caption in the news.

by Peace loving Malaysian March 22, 2020

Whee-mail

Drunk e-mailing. Similar to drunk-dialing, but more direct - if it doesn’t get the point across the first time, maybe you’re too drunk to send another. Or another. Ok, we get it, you’re wasted. It’s the thought that counts.

Sent with the best intent, time and thought make this the best form of drunk communication of them all.

“Look, I got a whee-mail today! Aww, it’s from Greg, my favorite! Did he send me a dick pic? Shoot. Maybe next time.”

“Did somebody say shots? Hell yeah! Let me just send this whee-mail real quick...”

by GregsGreatBigCock March 6, 2020

Knee mail

Blow job, especially a sloppy one.

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same

by xx-satu May 3, 2021