tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.
(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."
by Dysklyver December 06, 2017
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The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma
A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect
by James shandy October 30, 2018
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Hippo Pussy

After you're done having an intense anal session with a girl and decide to fuck her in the pussy, you leave small particles of her shit on her pussy whilst you fuck her.
Adam gave me and my mom a wicked case of Hippo Pussy last night! I had to use the rough side of the scrubby sponge.
by Ram Ranch Jr. May 13, 2019
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dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 02, 2023
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hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.
All out of hippo money! WTF!
by OvenMitts&Zipties June 24, 2022
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Hippo Nuke

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit
by GlizzySock July 14, 2021
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Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.
An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟
by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023
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