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hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.
Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Hippo Fart

Hippo fart is a scary teacher whose only purpose is to flirt, and scare 8th graders.
An example:
Nina: I saw Hippo Fart flirt with you.
Biba: yeah it was scary! She touched my shoulder. 😟
by Dizzybuffalo1307 February 14, 2023
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dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
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The hippo effect

When there is one decent girl standing among a bunch of fat ones it immediately increases their charisma
A: damn she's hot
B: nah man that's just the hippo effect
by James shandy October 30, 2018
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hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.
by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022
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wallowing hippo

My toilet water was dirty when I flushed it. I took the lid of the cistern and found some dirty bastard had laid a wallowing hippo in there.
by captnphunky March 9, 2017
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Hippo Nuke

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit
by GlizzySock July 13, 2021
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