The side to side movement of a drunk woman, much like the supposed method of escaping a crocodile on land.
by weeknd@ocean May 17, 2011
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 25, 2022
The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 09, 2022
A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous
"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer
-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-
by HiddenVisage June 09, 2024
My girl cheated on me, and made me feel like an asshole because I made her cry.
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
Turns out shes just another Crocodile Cunt
by Lord_Shiva July 21, 2023
"I will crocodile punch you!"
by kawaii_shota_boy December 31, 2014
A useless fact that someone really wants you to know. Usually said when the fact has little to nothing to do with a conversation or in a large gathering of people. Seen by the fact giver as useful information or a party trick to show off smarts.
The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
The term was originally coined by Joinen (An Australian Youtuber) during a twitch live stream. The stream has since been uploaded to his channel under the name WooHoo's MESSED UP "Girl Types"
In the video, Joinen reacts to a girl chasing after another girl, while girl 1 spouts useless facts to girl 2.
Boy: I'm thinking about getting the new iPhone
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
Girl: Did you know Martin Cooper made the first cell phone call
Boy: No one cares about your Crocodile Fact(s)
by K1ngpsych3 October 20, 2020