5 min crafts

bullshit life hacks that do nothing

5 min crafts suck

by dev176235596 February 24, 2021

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Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.

Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.

by dohneoh October 6, 2023

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survival craft

one of the better Minecraft rivals, while inspired by it, isn’t a blatant copy. It has different mobs, survival mechanics and electronic circuits based on real life.

Ignorant individual: survival craft is just another generic Minecraft knockoff!

Smart individual: actually, survival craft is a game in itself with different features and mechanics

by why are russian girls so cute October 13, 2025

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Infinite Craft is a very lovely game, where you can combine a unicorn with a president and get Trump and combine that with a unicorn to get a Trumpicorn. You can also combine Russia with gay to get Putin. Have you ever wondered what will happen to a unicorn over time? Well combine it with evolution and get a narwall. Makes so much sense! Combine that with a unicorn? You'll get a narwallicorn! Basically, all of the most interesting things happen with a unicorn lol. If you drink some wine in the marvelous world of infinite craft, nothing will happen. Add some more wine to that, you already have a whole bottle of it. Some more to that you get drunk. What would happen if you were having a date while all of that was happening? Well, if you add a date to that you will get sex. Add being even more drunk to that? You'll get pregnant. So anyways as you can see it is a very charming game, very knowledgeable, and overall I recommend it to everyone, so yeah. (lol)

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO look at this game I found!"
"what is it?"
"it's called infinite craft... WAIT A MINUTE..."
"OH NO DON'T-"
"WHAT WILL HAPPEN..."
"DON'T!!"
*merges to get a skibidi toilet*
"NAHHHHH"

by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 26, 2024

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-craft

A suffix that indicates a Minecraft-like game, first appearing when numerous knock-offs began to imitate the original Minecraft gameplay. It signifies games that involve building, crafting, and exploration in a blocky, voxel-based environment.

After playing a few "-craft" games, I realized they just can't capture the magic of the original Minecraft.

by Emotional Cruiser August 23, 2025

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