He deserves the title "Humanities sexiest" or at least he did before he was viciously nommed in half by a titan *spoiler whoops*. His hair probabley added about 3 inches to his original height; he may just be a torso and a head, but at least he has his majestic-ass hair.
by TheMainCinnamonRoll July 06, 2016
Slang term used to describe the act of a conservative woman masturbating. Generally associated with lonely and bored housewives of good nature and standing with god.
Mary: "Where's Janice?, I haven't heard from her all day and her Husband has been out of town for a few days."
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
Delores: "Oh, she's probably cleaning the church since she hasn't made love for a few days"
by Lunafish April 24, 2011
When you take a video of yourself masturbating and send it to someone, sometimes in a restroom at a church.
Jenna: I heard you made a church video for John is it true??
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!
Christina: No! I did it in my bathroom at home!
Jenna: That's still a church video!
by Doctor Afterman February 21, 2013
A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.
Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.
Pewdiepie made is sound better
Pewdiepie made is sound better
by Whoisheba August 16, 2017
To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.
Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"
Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."
Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."
by Matt Evening November 05, 2007
by travis September 06, 2003
A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
by 241405 January 24, 2009