Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.

Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.

by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.

I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.

"testicle hoe bro time ok!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022