Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.

Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.

by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

testicle HOE

when a man sticks his cucumber in a old mans buttcheeks until it gets comfy and sticky inside.

"testicle hoe bro time ok!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.

Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper

by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014

testicle fuck

Taking scrotum sak and playing throat hockey.

I am going to testicle fuck you.

by sightlywaif January 23, 2016

Testicle fuck

the act of placing a penis in between two testicles and making rapid humping motions repeatedly

The last time I saw a pair of testicles that nice I had to testicle fuck them

by skinnypenis42069 March 24, 2019

testicle hug

When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.

Warning: may lead to fornication.

Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"

Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."

by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014