A Testament to

Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds.

kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik?
kid2: fuck yeah, now im smoking this vanilla dutch, a testament to his bloody skull.

by Brand0n September 26, 2005

Cactus Tetard

1) Name given to one in a more friendly way instead of calling him a retard. However, it can also be used as a very harsh insult when in class when the teacher be right next to you. A cactus tetard is the type of smartass who gets the most obvious things wrong. If you ever see a cactus tetard, you will find that he looks normal at first but then 5 seconds later he will put on a bigboi rape face. If you are in a group and happen to find a cactus tetard in a group, try to take him out before he can pull the rape face. So then you will not be seduced and get horny.

1) Boi 1 "Fuck it's a cactus tetard! You get the legs I'll get the head and body."

2) Cactus tetard " What's 4+4-8?"

Boi 2 " 0 You Cactus Tetard"

by BigBoiKefla November 7, 2018

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

Testament

Character from kickass game Guilty Gear.Dark magic and voodoo are his specialties.

Testament could pawn Ky-s ass

by soiti July 30, 2006

testfreak

Gay steroid using male, usually found hanging around the gym locker room eyeballing the showers.
Also found standing buck ass naked in front of a mirror flexing of blow drying his/her hair with a raging hard-on.

Can also be found on message boards promoting the homosexual agenda.

Hey, who's that guy wearing only a trench coat (with the word N.A.M.B.L.A. written on the back), dark sunglasses, a hat, and black socks? He just walked into that elementary school with a jar of mayonnaise, a gerbil, a plunger, & a smile...
Oh, that's just a Testfreak.

by whoiis? February 24, 2010

Testurate

Male version of menstrate also known as man period. A time of the month when men are bitchy and over emotional.

Bill is really emotional today it must be the testurate time agan.

by Reallppl22 May 19, 2017

bridge tester

A fat chick. a girl who when she sits in your car the muffler drags

here comes a bridge tester.

by topher marcheese December 20, 2007