Egyptian teeter totter

When a man has a woman in front of and behind him and wears a strap-on on his rear and then proceeds to thrust back and forth like a teeter totter, fucking both at the same time.

Yeah man I gave both of them the good old Egyptian teeter totter and loved it.

by Masterbaiter42 March 17, 2025

The Tether SMP

a really really cool smp.
(you should join)
h t t p s : / / y o u t u . b e / A x a - q 7 V H t G s

In "The Tether SMP" your health, hunger and exp are all tied to another person.

by Your Casual Dumbass April 4, 2025

Tongan Tetherball

Verb/Action. One man stands, his balls dangling from a surface while erect. Two or more people then stand around his balls, and smack the living shit out of them (as if they’re playing tetherball). The first person to make the man cum or pass out wins!

Bro, my hand is sweaty from Tongan Tetherball!

by gv_86 February 14, 2026

TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Lip tether

That little piece of connective tissue from lips to gums; labial frenulum

Hey man, let me lick your lip tether. K, thanks, bye 🫶

by Marissa tether 🤸🏼‍♀️ August 4, 2025

yan tan tether

yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system

"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"

by Bob Smouth September 4, 2023

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter

(Specifically in Texas) when it gets so hot you can’t feel if a mosquito is on your tits

Hotter than a skeeter on a teeter means It’s hotter than a mosquiter on mommy’s milkers

by Bribrutal July 7, 2021