Emo teenager

Emo is a typecast for depressed kids who whine alot and take sad pictures showing their mental strain over how hard it is to work at a videogame store when all they want to do is sit in a darkened corner and cut themselves. Nothing but their own low self ego makes them emo. Usually suburbanite, upper-middle class white adolescents.

Browse your MySpace and in about 3 clicks or less, you will see an emo teenager looking away from the camera as if their world is withering away.

by Mr. Sita September 22, 2008

Basic Teenager In The UK

Lets say that they live in crop tops, adidas superstars and they think they rule insta. These are a common species and can be found in nearly every shopping centre hanging outside of Victoria Secrets PINK or new look thinking they look cool yet they have no originality. They are killing off the nearly extinct Cool Teenager who listens to nirvana, sings and plays guitar, is a hippie and lights incense. The Cool Teens are the ones we need not the basic bitches.

Look at her she is such basic teenager in the UK.

by DontCompareFeminismToHitlersCl June 26, 2016

Teenager

A grumpy and moody being who is often in their own world. Sometimes anti socal and often giggles at nothing.
There are many kinds of teenager but a certain kind is depressed often

"I'm a teenager"
"Bugger dude"

by Goose March 16, 2004

r/teenagers

r/teenagers is a subreddit consisting of 13-19 year olds. Once they turn 20 they put on the “Old” flair and disapear without a trace. A really chill group of teens, they are often troubled with many aspects of life. One of those is relationships. But trust me, when the boys and girls go in successfully everyone is there to celebrate. It can also get serious, as most of the users struggle with anxiety and depression. But the community is great as we are experiencing the problems together and helping each other get through it. If you want to fit in and be a power user (very well known) be sure to search by /new/. Be sure to be an EDEN fan and if anyone asks, the mods are gay.

Person #1: hey, wanna crack open a kool kid koolaid with the boys?!

r/teenagers member scrolling through the sub: you got any Dr. Pepper?

by Puzzles23 July 13, 2018

Teenager

people ages 13-17. adolescents. most usually go through depression. most teens have "normal" and "cool" standards that you are forced to live up to if you are a teen:

1) you have to have a girlfriend/boyfriend otherwise you are gay (i dunno why teens call eachother gay even when they are straight)

most relationships at this time are based on insecurity, these are the reasons anyone would want to have a girlfriend:

1) rid of the pressure of being called gay or other stupid comments
2) show off
3) get closer to the other person than just a friend can

relationsips these ages are only based on looks, not whats on the inside. today, you have to be good looking and have bigs tits and ass otherwise you are considered unworthy by some moron who will eventually dump you for someone else!

2) you must smoke, drink, and have sex (funny how such morally wrong things are considered godly by teens)

3) you can't wear "whity tighties" or you will be dissed by most boxer wearers who have smaller d***s than you
(i wear boxer-briefs)

4) you must hate your parents

i am conservative and a teen. i went to school with these kind of morons. their rules control you and u cant do anything about it. while they bitch about how "popular" they are they are the most insecure. while you, the "unpopular" kid becomes sucessful in life, its usually the "cool" kids that will be flipping burgers

i am consrvative, but i am still turned on by hot girls, but i respect conservative one. maybe i find a wife that is hot and conservative at the same time, but i dunno. i dont like teen dating because most teens make it look so fucking stupid (i am not insulting all teens)

by conservative February 11, 2007

Teenager

An attention- deficit, loquacious, hormonal human being who habitually makes ill informed decisions about life in general. They typically show little hope of maturing past puberty and frequently state the obvious. That their intelligence should reflect in their actions is a common misconception.

Bob McDouche: "I saw some seventeen year old kid get in a car wreck today. He hit a parked car."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Oh yeah?"
Bob McDouche: "In a parking lot."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "Huh."
Bob McDouche: "Which only had two other cars in it."
Fred Cuntwaffle: "...Really."
Bob McDouche: "Yeah. How is that even possible?"
Fred Cuntwaffle: "He's a teenager. Anything's possible."

by AQ July 20, 2008

teenager

Between the media bending over ass backwards to cater to them, and having virtually no real responsibilities to worry about they still manage to think they have it hard. Even worse are the trendy, psuedo-intellectual little pissants who claim that they're "mature for their age" or "not like the others" until their parents tell them to turn off the goddamn anime and go to bed. Sorry, a "mature teenager" is an oxymoron, dipshit. Get some life experience before you expect me to take you seriously. Get off the goddamn Dragonball Z message boards and do your homework.

Mood swings aren't a sympton of teenagerhood, they're a sympton of idiocy.

by jenny October 4, 2004