cum and tears

An event that provokes feelings of both joy and sadness. Sometimes applied to ironic situations.

When David broke up with Katie and they had hot break-up sex, the mood was one of cum and tears.

Person A: "I hit a lick on the lottery, but I lost the ticket."
Person B: "Cum and tears, yo."

by Detroit Linguist December 8, 2010

Tears of Joy

A term used for a positive emotion towards a gift whilst crying.

"My parents were crying Tears of Joy when they heard about me getting accepted to a college."

by Shavin65 May 3, 2016

teardrop boobs

Boobs that are shaped like a tear, small at the top with a gradual increase in size to have a rounded bottom.

"Those teardrops can't be real"
"Honey, will you buy my some teardrop boobs?"

by Tramod September 9, 2004

Tedard

A Tedard is a Talentless Egotistical Dumb Ass Race Driver. Only Found in NASCAR, these drivers typically are ungrateful for their opportunities, rarely if ever take responsibility for their short comings, always blaming their equitment, other drivers and crew. They don't have the natural talent to compete at the highest levels so NASCAR must reconfigure tracks, change rules and redesign cars to compensate for their small dicks. If sighted in the wild, treat with hostility, disrespect and if captured drop off at McDonalds so they can start their next job.

Matt "That team has the best equitment, why are they always underperforming?"
Cassie "Driver is a Tedard. Given his ride because he brought sponsorship"

by Kaufman01 March 22, 2022

Tearstosterone

Manly tears of an overly masculine character that cries in an epic moment of sorrow and passion.

In the OVA of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Polnareff used tearstosterone to express his feelings of revenge when encountering the man who killed his sister.

by Mike & Adam November 25, 2009

TAdar

The radar men have for tits and ass (TA). In a crowded room full of people, men will have the uncanny talent of scoping out the hottest T & A in the room like the accuracy and annoyance of a radar speed gun. This is paired with the never-nonchalant stare and whiplash to the neck when the TAdar senses a new specimen enter the room.

Jennifer was having a great time on her date until David's TAdar was set off by the striking blonde who entered the bar. Ding ding ding! We now have one case of whiplash to the neck and one annoyed date.

by NaughtyNicole April 4, 2013

tearlach

A Scottish name witch was know for a man of bravery and heroes

tearlach is my hero

by Ahhh not me January 12, 2014