Post-flush surprise

A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).

Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"

Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"

Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

surprised clown

the face a girl makes when shes sucking a guys dick; like a surprised clown

guy 1: so what did you get for your birthday?

guy 2: my girl gave me a surprised clown

by P Chopz October 16, 2008

surprise cake

1: Buy cake mix
2: Take date rape drugs
3: bake Cake
4: ???
5: PROFIT

I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surprise. I am surprised omg. Surprise.

by Surprise Cake of surprising surprises June 13, 2007

Sulphergeist

sul:pher:geist: noun

A ghost or spirit supposed to manifest its presence by unexplained shit smells

Mr. A: "Who shit themselves?"
Mr. B: "Wasn't me."
Mr. C: "Me Neither"
Mr. A: "It wasn't me, must've been a Sulphergeist"

by cb9K March 4, 2009

Waterslide surprise

The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.

I gave him the waterslide surprise

by jacinto obnagon March 24, 2003

Sunscreen Surprise

When you ejaculate on another persons stomach after sex and before you even notice the women forcibly hugs you.

"Dude she is so dog, she sunscreen surprised me! I never saw it coming!"

by Slayinator235 October 21, 2011

Thai surprise

When a "woman" unexpectedly reveals that she is, in fact, a man and has a penis. It is called a Thai surprise due to the extra convincing look of Thai men posing as women.

I got back to my place with that Asian girl from the bar and she gave me the Thai surprise, I'm pretty sure her penis was just as big as mine.

by Thean1894 May 7, 2013