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Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.
Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.
by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009
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Stocking Stuffer

Do a girl in the poop chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too
The best time to do the stocking stuff is during ejaculation
by Pimpin Is My Lifestyle March 30, 2005
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Haggis stroking

Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.
Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!
by Ligier December 28, 2007
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sucker stroking

Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.
tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.
by Destiny E December 9, 2008
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Swonking

Transy University.
The act of putting your dick in a chicks ear.
So I was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my dick.
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stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
by Dean May 13, 2005
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Storming The US Capitol

On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.
Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.
by emmie_889 January 12, 2021
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