Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.

xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*

by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020

Ella Stock

Very pretty girl from exeter

Ella Stock is so hot!

by Sol Bloomfield January 7, 2022

Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife July 19, 2016

Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.

Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account

by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021

laughing stock

The country formerly known as the United States of America post Nov 2016. Means state of ridicule being suffered by association by a once proud and accomplished great nation which has given a huge amount to world culture and also generously saved our asses here in Britain not once but twice in the twentieth century.

I feel really sorry for all the decent people in the USA whose country is now just a laughing stock. You could say they brought it on themselves though, but that's perhaps a bit harsh, and the same thing could very easily happen elsewhere and far worse has.

by Webrumāros May 13, 2018