Std

An std is a sexually transmitted disease that you can catch or transmit during sexual interactions.

Tilly I can’t believe I caught an STD from your sister Maggie , ffs she’s a shlag

by Badman696969biggboy January 22, 2021

Std

Soft Tiny Dick

"Did you hear that Bryce has an std?" "Yes I did! Apparently he got it from that one plastic surgeon

by Mi Dixie Nourmous June 16, 2021

STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.

“You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 5, 2021

std

suck the dick

she just std'ed

by anonymous May 10, 2022

std

Short for standard. Used in many programming languages such as C++

std::cout << "Hello World";

by passwordisa November 30, 2022

STD

A fancy Italian dish.

The waiter gave me an STD last night

by Spiteful_Helicopter May 21, 2023

Your family is an std

Even wprse than your granny tranny or your family tree LGBT.

Tom: ur mom gay
Alex: Your family is an STD
Tom: *instantly explodes into a black hole*

by no you bruh May 16, 2018