a static lullaby

a great wonderful screamo band with terrifac lyrics and two great singers (one screamer named joe, one singer named dan) in other words the best band ever. skrew whoever hates them and why the hell would you make up hate for them on the net. thats GAY!

maryjo-dude a static lullaby rocks!
some other person-I KNOW! they make me wet myself!
some loser-i dont like em
maryjo and some ther person-dude your gay

by ASlfan4life July 6, 2004

temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed

my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving

by white_wicca April 10, 2005

stupid statistic whore

a stupid whore who does whatever her friends tell her to.

that hollie marsh is such a stupid statistic whore, her best friend told her sucking dick is good and she beleived him.

by giggity85 March 20, 2010

statisfaction

A feeling of happiness that can only be derived from one's superior status.

In choosing between Yale and the community college, she knew that only Yale would give her family statisfaction.

by jane and judy December 14, 2008

statisfied

Receiving a desired number of status updates on the desired intervals. Usually occurs when the desired status updates/intervals catostrophically reduces efficiency.

Greg is statisfied with full page updates every 90 minutes on our progress. Each update requires 60 minutes of labor.

by awesomestockprice October 21, 2011

staticky

Containing lots of static. Can refer to mobile phones, home phones, speaker systems, or other audio related electronics.

Dude, my mobile phone sucks. Everytime I call somebody it's all staticky.

by Littlejohn October 5, 2004

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010