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squinty buccaneer

Term used to describe resulting eye infection after relations with a female that has an STD. Resulting in wiping ones eye after exposure causing infection. Causes eye infection in one eye and healthy normal other eye, hence the name. They affected eye usually must be leaking pus and not be totally swollen over to achieve the desired look.

Usually associated with sailors or pirates and other seafaring types,that enjoy company of ladies of the evening.
Captain Longdong was away at sea for so long he got a squinty buccaneer when he got home from Maggie Wrottencroch the local Madame.
by taintmaster2009 March 19, 2009
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Squinion

The official currency of the domestic feline.
I sat on the keyboard and made a ton of squinions on etrade today while my hoomin was out.
by Cycstorm August 25, 2008
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Squinch Marks

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".
Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.
by Mudd Butt Jr. September 19, 2012
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Squirt Gun Jelly

Maaaaaaan, did you see that Em diss that Squirt Gun Jelly just dropped, Shady's going to annihilate him!
by GReddyTalon September 7, 2018
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squirt dimples

Squirter dimples also known as the ‘dimples of Venus‘ (Venus was the Roman God of beauty) are one of the ‘tell tale’ signs that you could have an easily orgasmic woman on your hands and it should be easy to to make her squirt.

It is suggested that the dimples occur naturally on many women who have healthy body mass indices and muscle tone as well as strong sexual energy.

Tension, stress, shame and fear will all reduce the visibility of the dimples and are all emotions that will likely inhibit her squirting potential.

That isn’t to say that women who don’t have the dimples can’t squirt, it’s just they probably won’t be able to squirt as easily, or they will need more orgasmic potential massage, or to find a way to reduce the stress in their lives and eat more healthily before they unlock their full squirting orgasmic potential.
Have you ever heard of squirt dimples? Let me show you ... 💦💦💦
by The O.G. Dimpps April 19, 2019
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Squindaggeling

Messing with somthing in such a manner as to make a reference to one's penis.
I was squindaggeling my ruler when he called me.
by Squindaggeler February 11, 2023
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SquinchBop Scquarpoonts

person:"Oh h3ll naw, Squinchbop Scquarpoonts is yelling at the sknayl!"
"Oh heavens no, the squinchbops are plentiful!"
by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns November 22, 2022
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