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Squidge

The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal
I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten
by UglyC May 30, 2014
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Willie da Squid

Most popular rapper in history Lil Wayne's name for fake ass hater Gillie da Kid, a worthless, talentless fake ass bitch from Philidelphia.
Im a shark in da water, yessir i swim wit da big, so i dont have time to deal with willie da squid.
by Dr. Rev. M. J. Ditto PHD February 27, 2009
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Squid

A male member of the U.S. Navy and is either found in a drunken or hungover state which is dependent on the number of hours the squid has been awake. Usually found in strip/go-go bars on the 1st and 15th of each month as those are paydays. Tends to drive a Mustang, however the squid generally does not have a license due to his number of DUI convictions.

Things squids like:
Weed. They are thought to be the only people on earth that can form an addition to the substance, which is quite the subject of many a discussion as the penalties of smoking week results in unemployment and imprisonment.

Hookers. Squids are known to fall in love with hookers and will often fight other squids to defend a hookers honor.
Jailor 1 - Hey wow this drunk tank sure is full today

Jailor 2 - Yeah those damn squids got paid today

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Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir you are being charges with DUI and we noticed in your passenger seat was a 17 year old girl that was drunk, high and naked.

Squid - Don't judge me

Commonwealth of Virginia - Sir in this court I am the judge

Squid - Sorry, that was the whiskey talking
by exsquid January 26, 2012
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squid

A young man on an incredibly over powered motorcycle, wearing nothing but a helmet.

The term derives from what is discernable from his corpse:
A helmet with stringy fleshy bit dangling from the bottom.

Also see calamari
Frat-boi + GSXR1300 + sandles = squid

*1st & 3rd variables are not required.
by schimschone March 11, 2005
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Angry Squid

A (used) condom found inside of female’s birth canal by a sexual partner other than that whom misplaced/discarded it.
M1: Dude, when was the last time you slept with that trick Cindy?

M2: Four days ago, why?

M1: Because last night I was fingering her at the bleachers and I fished a plump Angry Squid out of her cavernous pussy!

M2: Oh.
by EOD Prof January 25, 2009
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Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."
by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013
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Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence
1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"
by Kilmartin May 23, 2018
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