squemch

To kiss

"Dang wuv i could use a squemch" *squemches*

by Definitiondude76x February 26, 2022

Squerve

When youre driving & swerve to miss an object in the road while screeching the tires.

Damn kids came outta nowhere, had to squerve to miss them.

by OtxStacy May 24, 2022

squernch

a litlle scorungley boyo

"a little squernch, so scurkgngosly"

by blinlgledingle November 4, 2022

squirmy wormy

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.

My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.

by helislapp November 28, 2022

Squirming

Everybody’s squirming a lot lately. Seems like that’s what this is about. Making your enemies squirm... I like to see Megyn squirm... That’s hot... think about it for a second... Yeah.... that’s the good stuff.... 🥵

Hym “Yeah.... No, I don’t think me being ok inside has anything to do with cripples doing whatever they want because they touch little girls and have rich parents... I think everything would be better for everyone if we took the little cripple and ate his heart... used his hollowed out corpse as a toilet... that works. That’ll be good. But hey, what’s with all the squirming lately. You guys got some lazy headline writers.... Like... Buy a thesaurus. You have a million dollars. What is wrong with you? Aside from inferior brain (obviously) I mean look at this guy? Why do you care that I’m slapping you? Did I slap you minds eye? No. That’s on the inside. Why do you care that you have to be a slave forever and others don’t? They’re not inside of you are they? No. They’re not. Because then they would also be a slave. And they’re not. If you hurt someone? Who cares! They’re outside of you! And if you’re ok it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Go back to your solipsistic bubble and let the let the people who aren’t ok inside do whatever they want. You done need to murder them and buy their daughters in glory hole brothels (where everyone gets a turn). Everything is fine. Because you’re ok inside.”

by Hym Iam December 4, 2022

Squirmy Wormy

A baby or toddler that wiggles a lot. Mostly refering to a baby moving horizontally.

Look at this squirmy wormy hit his head on the side of the crib.

by Shane’s Papa February 6, 2023

squirmage

adj. squirm with strong intent

If you see any squirmage I will knock him out.

by tonkinannie March 17, 2023